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4.5
Let me begin by saying that this is easily one of the best purchases I have ever made. I have a big Halloween party coming up in Deadwood, South Dakota and I thought this would be a fun novelty to bring... In fact I was pretty sure that it was just going to be a "light stink" gag-gift novelty to make people laugh and point fingers at each other, so I purchased two. I WAS WRONG.I tested it on my unsuspecting fiancé while she was taking a shower. I gave a quick spritz over the shower curtain and stepped back. Immediately she started screaming and yelling at me. I was crouched over laughing so hard that I was crying! I was catching a little whiff of it from the hallway- it stunk, but was tolerable. She had me grab her a towel so she could get out. I opened the curtain and was met with the most horrific smell I have ever encountered! I was laughing still, so as I inhaled the stench I immediately started gagging and gasping for air. There was no ignoring it. I ran to the kitchen and dry-heaved until I vomited. We had to open all the windows on the ground level and run the ventilation fan in the attempt to air out the house.It was a great time, I regret nothing. Just consider not using it in your own home!UPDATE- 2 days later:I'm at work and receive a call from my fiancé. She says that "I'm in big trouble" and demands that I get home right after work. (This could be because any number of things that I have done, or have forgotten to do...) While I ponder what I did wrong, she informs me that while she was showering, she thought she could smell the spray again. I was blamed for coming home from work, and spraying her again while she showered; like some form of nostril induced PTSD! That is, until she found a chewed up empty bottle on the living room carpet. Turns out, a misplaced bottle of "liquid ass" was left on the table and chewed open by one of our dogs in the living room! She said that the bottle was completely empty and the entire living room, (and dog) wreak. Nothing could have made my day at work better than hearing that my dog decided to prank her while I was gone! I smiled to myself all day! And knowing that it is non-toxic is just an added bonus!I'm no overly enthusiastic about giving my dog a bath, or shampooing the carpet, but it's all worth it! I recommend this product to anyone that wants to change their current situation!This will change your life! Make your own future! Don't want to go to class? Spray it in the classroom. Don't want your parents to drag you somewhere in the car? Want to prevent a buddy from driving home inebriated? Spray it in the vehicle! Tired of hipsters dancing funny at the bar? Clear off the dance floor! Does your state not allow you to carry pepper-spray? This is a great substitute (temporarily)! There are endless possibilities for this product!I believe this has to be the result of WWII military project "who-me?" and is a must have. Guaranteed to get plenty of laughs!
